Top 10 Worst Excuses Not Doing Homework

There are literally thousands of reasons for not doing your homework. So when you are in trouble, try to catch up with little fun by using cheeky lines. At least your peers will have a laugh at them if your tutor refuses to take them. Your dog and grandma will thank you for not blaming them yet again. Let’s learn 20 crazy excuses for not doing your homework.

A note of caution:Do not use the same excuse several times. Your tutor may not fall for it again.

1. Alien invasion

“When I was busy doing my homework, I actually saw a shadow of a little boy with no hair behind me. It emerged from nowhere. Yes definitely an alien. It looked at me for a while and lastly took my paper, I guess as a proof of human handwriting.”

2. Ran out of toilet paper

“Last night, we ran out of toilet paper, pretty awkward situation, Yeah? And my dad was not feeling good. He grabbed my paper in a big rush and I haven’t seen it since.”

3. Someone stole it

“I remember it very clearly I cautiously placed it in my backpack. When I was traveling to school, I assume someone at the school gates removed it from my bag. And I don’t have it now.”

4. My dad took it

“I was arranging my backpack while having breakfast and about to put my paper in bag. At that very moment, my mother called me in the kitchen area. When I came back it was not there, probably my dad accidentally took it to work.”

5. It flew from my hands

“I was walking on my roof, reading my completed paper and complimenting myself how good it is, and suddenly wind blew it out of my hands. I ran down the stairs to revive it, but did not saw it anywhere. It was gone by then.”

6. Teacher has a heavy workload

“I did not do it because I thought you (teacher) already have enough workload to handle, so I did not want to add to it.”

7. Never said hand it in

“I heard you saying do your homework, matter of fact I did. But you never said about handing it in to you. So I left it at home, but honestly I did finish my homework as you have directed.”

8. A psychic told me I would lose my leg

“While returning home yesterday, my friends insisted on seeing a psychic. I thought it would be fun and so I went with them. When it was my turn, she said I would lose my leg if I do my homework. I better left it. What if I would do my homework and lose my leg. Ultimately you would not have got it because I could not have walked to the class.”

9. Butler threw it away

“I left it on my side table, I kept it loose from the folder. My butler threw it away thinking it as a trash when I was away.”

10. A good deed

“I was walking down the lane when I saw this man. He was struggling with his cardboard box, what he called as ‘home’. So I gave it to the homeless man to insulate his home. I thought he needed it more than I do.”

11. Threw at him

“I was in the lunch room.Another student started criticizing you (the teacher). I could not let him go without letting him know he was wrong. I searched through my backpack to find something to throw at him. But all I could find was today’s homework. I let him have it. And he threw it into the dustbin.”

12. I don’t want to make other students feel bad

“I evaluated my writing, and I decided to not to bring it. The reason, it was so good that it would make other students feel bad that theirs was not as good as mine.”

13. Bullseye

“My little sister wanted to prove that she could shoot like a pro and she took my assignment to use it as the target. She is only two, how could I deny her? So there goes my assignment. It was ripped into pieces before I knew it.”

14. Gone into paper shredder

“I don’t have homework because believe it or not, my friend Joe got a new paper shredder and he had to test it. So he asked me to hand in a paper, I took out a paper from my bag and gave it to him. Before I realized, it was too late already.”

15. No reasons to do it

“I did not do it because of my eyes. I did not see any worthy reason to do it. It was lame and uninspiring. So I thought I better leave to do something useful.

16. It got hijacked

“I was fascinated to testify the theories I was working on. I made a paper plane out of my assignment and flew it to see how mass and speed correlate to each other. But my paper plane was hijacked before I reached any results. And I lastly I realized I have nothing to submit.”

17. Lend it to my friend

“My friend borrowed it from me in order to make sure his assignment was perfect, but he never gave it back.”

18. Had to burn it

“The lights in our house went out due to heavy rain. I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse. When lights were back, I did not have enough time to write the assignment once again.”

19. Crashed an air balloon

“I had a ride in a hot air balloon and crashed it in mid-way. It was enough to damage my back. I was unable to move my body an inch in bed. So it was impossible for me do the homework.”

20. Not giving away my ideas

“After doing my homework assignment, I took the decision that I should bring the assignment to class. The reason is, there are possibilities that you may steal my brilliant ideas and use it as yours.”

Hope these excuses save you from the wrath of your tutors and examiner. But remember the more you use them the more they lose their acceptability. So it is someway better that you hand in your assignment on time, no matter how much your peers are amused to hear these cranky lines from you.

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1My dog ate my homework

It's getting old people. Try to use something else! - JaysTop10List

Nobody is going to believe your DOG ate it.

The oldest trick in the book

A chinese - My dog ate my homework and I ate my dog
(No offense lol) - Ananya

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2My mom put it in a shredder because she thought my homework was too dumb to teach me anything

You're mom is not going to do something like that, and if she did, she would send a note.

I want my mom to do this... if she did though - Lucretia

Come on, really? Dad or younger sibling maybe, but not Mom. And I mean, yes,some homework is dumb, but not in the teacher's eyes...

Ok... Maybe really stupid - JaysTop10List

3Snoop Dogg smoked it

That is funny

That was cool


Last option

4I ran out of toilet paper so I used it to wipe my ass

That is just insane. How in the world do you use ROUGH paper to wipe your ass?!?!?!

Really that's really weird and crazy if you really did do that

That is so messed up

That is amazing.

5I got distracted by Jimmy Kimmel Live

How in the world would Jimmy Kimmel distract you from doing your homework? - JaysTop10List

LOL That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard!

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6I flushed my spelling homework down the toilet

Well, then you'd get in huge trouble for refusing to do your homework.

Because you accidentally left it there and pooped on it. - JaysTop10List

7I rather twerk than do my homework

Nicki Minaj would use that as a excuse. - SamuiNeko

The teacher may just ask you to show them. - PositronWildhawk

This will just get you in serious trouble.

My brother may say this - Lucretia

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8I ate it

You do realize paper contains bleach sometimes? - Lucretia

9Aliens took it

I heard someone actually use this college! - Entranced98

that rules

10Miley Cyrus said homework is for people who don't have taste in my music

Then Miley Cyrus must be a Terrible role model (worse than whiny little Caillou)

There comes a slap right across Miley Cryus face. - JaysTop10List

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The Contenders

11My dad accidentally set it on fire

Along with our entirehouse! We lost my dog Mathy and stuff! Please give me credit anyways! - Lucretia

12I was drunk in love

But if your younger how can you use that?

Well, that won't get you excused.

Ok I am going to puke

sooo funny

13My dog shoved it up another dog's anus

Haha what the hell?! - Hypercube

Awesome dog you have there - Lucretia

okay what?


14My big brother ate it

15My religion forbade me to do it

What religion is that?

16The Fat Bottomed Girls rode their bicycles over it

17I drooled on my homework

It's still good enough to turn in.

Ha! Why would you sleep with your homework. - JaysTop10List

18Deadmau5 said people don't do homework

COMPLETELY WRONG! Are you kidding. He doesn't say anything about homework. - JaysTop10List

HAHAAHA if Deadmau5 said I shouldn't do my homework I would do burn my homework and tell my teacher that the profit of god just spoke to me and told me not to do my homework. HAHA. Just look at my prof pic! - username34

Then Deadmau5 must be a big liar.

19Terrorists came and attacked

Why on earth would they attack they would only attack in Syria

20Jesus told me not to hand it in

"take me to church! "

What if you have a athiest teacher - Lucretia

21The mafia scribbled bad words on it

22I shoved it up my horse's butt

What the hell kind of excuse is this?.?

No one even has a horse.

That was an option.


23I got my homework wet in the pool

I was just sunbathing near the pool and at the same time doing my work because I do relaxation and work at the same time. I don't know how but something pushed me forward and off I went into the pool with my homework. Now, teacher believe me. - Kiteretsunu

And It can be dried, just like everything else in the world except a towel.

Why would you bring homework to a pool. - JaysTop10List

Were you swimming with your homework? - Catacorn

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24I did it but I forgot it at home

That's what all my class do - Cobbleborg

I say that all the time

I tried that and I still got detenion

good one

25I didn't want to

Doing homework sometimes isn't the right thing to do. It makes teachers abuse their power to manipulate students, not letting them have their say, and making them able to torture students. If the students choose not to, then the teachers won't abuse their power. Teachers are the ones who teach students to become manipulative.

Does it look like you have a choice?

26Nicki Minaj sat on my homework and I couldn't get it back

27i was too busy watching Kpop music videos

28It's up your bum


I never do hw iv had detentions just deal with it or if ther mothers fat say its up yo big fat mama's ass

29I traveled through time and it got wet in the Titanic

30My dad ate it and got smarter

Maybe your teacher should be teaching your dad

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31I died

Will never work

32I was kissing Jinx from Teen Titans and lipstick got all over it

33I did the homework with invisible ink

Ggoooddd one

34My house was abducted by aliens and they took it as a human writing sample

Lol like hell they did

35I didn't get any sleep last night

36I left my homework on the ground, I was too high

38My dad had a mental break down last night and cut my assignment into paper dolls

It's a true story

39I fought the Joker and then he fell on it!

40The Ghostbusters crossed the streams on it

41I went to Germany

42I put it in a safe and lost the combination

43It's in the trash

44My best friend fell in the lake and I had to jump in and help him, my homework decided to follow me.

45I thought it was food

Why would people think you could eat it can you digest it

46I was attacked by a group of street kids and they took everything

Last option

47My grandma died

48I threw it in a black hole

49The real ghostbusters crossed the streams on it

50Goofy tripped on it

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